HowlinWolf
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Sep. 2003
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Ok, I had a newbie this evening that I was helping. She seemed to be frozen up for about five minutes. When she finally started moving, I asked "What happened, did you get laggy?" She replied (and this is a true classic):
"No. My computer had to increase my virginal memory."
(I knew that she meant virtual, but I couldn't let this one get away without acknowledging it somewhere.)
Anybody else heard any classics? Post them here! Howlin
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Daemona
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Feb. 2003
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How about this classic exchange?
newb: "Does anyone have any money?"
me: "yes I have money"
newb: "can I have some?"
me: "sure go to therecentral and buy some"
newb: "you won't give me some of yours?"
me: "BWA HA HA HA!!! ummm no."
newb: "you're mean to me just because I'm new!"
me: "no I just buy my therebucks with real bucks that I worked hard irl to earn."
newb: "So do you have clothes I can have?"
me: mouse over nametag, go to ignore, *click* Sin like you mean it!
"I love the life but I never sold my soul" {Kid Rock}
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/mafioso/pics.html
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Daemona
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Feb. 2003
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ooops was I supposed to be a net mommy and stop having fun with the grown ups to educate children how to fit in? oh dang I am a bad girl...better sign off of There and get in yahoo... Sin like you mean it!
"I love the life but I never sold my soul" {Kid Rock}
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/mafioso/pics.html
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Duchess
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Aug. 2003
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Can we get a "Report To Parents" button? Huh? Huh? LOL A naive girl can be infatuated with a knight,
but only a woman can love the man inside the armor.
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evankirk
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April 2003
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AAHA! Sometimes you do feel like a net mommy though. I swear there are nights when my nipples are sooo sore from milking all the little newbies. There 4 All - Community Journal
http://there4all.thereinperson.com
"Old bagel hating, cranky southern old codger" - Lordpenquin
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Duchess
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Aug. 2003
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OMG Just when I think you can't shock me, you do, E!
LMAO
Ya know.. there is a REASON I don't have kids.. *sigh* A naive girl can be infatuated with a knight,
but only a woman can love the man inside the armor.
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evankirk
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April 2003
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I can mildly see where you are coming from Dae, so understand. I dont have any kids, but my 10 year old nephew practically lives with me sometimes. After he leaves I think.. If I have to talk to one more child today, I will s'plode!!!    There 4 All - Community Journal
http://there4all.thereinperson.com
"Old bagel hating, cranky southern old codger" - Lordpenquin
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Duchess
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Aug. 2003
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...and then you race online to deal with US!
LMAO
OMG
A naive girl can be infatuated with a knight,
but only a woman can love the man inside the armor.
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Daemona
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Feb. 2003
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OMG Evan I SO hear you on this! Hey I started a poll on the adults only area btw.
< http://www.thereuniverse.com/cgi-bin....;t=3468 > Sin like you mean it!
"I love the life but I never sold my soul" {Kid Rock}
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/mafioso/pics.html
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Ava
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Aug. 2003
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Dae, I had a n00b do the exact same thing to me. Although, I told him I get MY real bux the old-fashioned way: I get them from my husband. LOL "....what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
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