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According to the all-American Communist, speaking out against their philosophy--I use this term in the loosest possible sense--is a violation of their freedom of speech. It would be utter censure to tell a commie that they are wrong to embrace the principals that are responsible for tens of millions of deaths. Utterly unnacceptable in today's society of open-mindedness that adheres to the instrisic values that make us all Americans, to tell a Red that he's a moron to pine again for the days that Uncle Joe and his pals were out in the Urals raping Jews.
The stupid Republicans just can't shut up and let the pinkos be heard in peace.
The stupid Republicans just won't let those hard-working socialist college kids print their pamphlets without spouting some patriotic mumbo-jumbo.
The stupid Republicans just need to stop standing up for what they believe in altogether.
The world would be a much better place.
I was eaves dropping on some socialis rally in Karuna Plaza, listening with detatched amusement as they railed against the evils of the current presidential administration, railed against the injustice that had been done to them by the fascist conservative extremists, railed against the global conspiracies perpetrated by the rich investment bankers whose hands are in everyone's pockets, who have all the world leaders on a leash. The government had been lying to them their whole lives and they knew it. Then with even more enthusiasm they started talking about the legalisation of drugs. After all, they said, if this is really a free country, no one should tell them what they should put in their bodies. After all, if this is a free country, no one should try to stifle their personal self-expression in the form of hallucinogenic substances. After all, LSD is harmless. Marijuana too. Cocaine and crack have a bad rep, but are really quite safe if taken in moderation. The all-American passtime. The only thing these socialist wackos can't complain about.
They never discuss the feasability of socialism. They try to drop lines such as "Marx was misunderstood," "We've never seen a pure Communist system in operation," or, "I just want everyone to have the benefits of being equal to his fellow man." You never hear how the system is supposed to sustain itself. You never hear how you are going to motivate people to do their allotted jobs. You never hear how you are going to prevent the poerful from being greedy. You don't hear much at all. Just face it; socialism is a fad, an image thing, much the same way intellectualism is.
You can't possibly be intelligent unless you wear turtle-necks or cardigans. You can't possibly be intelligent unless you drink Starbucks. You can't possibly be intelligent unless you are a vegetarian. You can't possibly be intelligent unless you demonstrate your care for the environment by driving a hybrid vehicle or attending WWF fund-raisers. Don't fool yourself into thinking you have any brains whatsoever unless you've attended an Ivy League University. Don't be convinced you are smart at all unless you contribute regularly to charity organisations that support Louis Farakhan in his efforts to help impoverished arabs and African Americans. Don't get comfortable with your intellect unless you are well-aware of your government's deceit.
It is a known fact that all members of Mensa are atheists that don't eat meat.
It is a known fact that all nuclear physicists believe in socialised health care.
It is a known fact that all famous musicians and actors support the PLO unconditionally and assert a better life for the poor, repressed members of Hamas.
No matter what you believe, you are wrong unless you treat Bill Clinton like a rock-star wherever you are.
No matter what you believe, you are wrong unless you are a burnt-out window-licker like Timothy Leary (who should be your idol, too.)
No matter what you believe, you are wrong unless condemn any act of war or aggression unless it is committed like a Democrat.
Eventually, I got tired of listening in and went somewhere to watch some old member of There change into several different outfits in short sucession. Such soft, sweet, flawless legs I'd love to have wrapped behind my back or over my shoulders.Her perfect contours in their butterscotch polygonal glory I'd love to have fitted against mine. Sure it was probably sexist to view her as window dressing at the moment but I knew she wouldn't mind. Why else would she be wearing hotpants? But that's just me, another stupid, sexist, racist, fascist, totalitarian, war-mongering, hateful, bigoted, unenlightened, meat-eating Republican. God bless America.
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WaterSign
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I'm just being controversial as ever. (c; That's the unfortunate ramification of speaking your mind. People want to argue with you about it.
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Techzen
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Rock on Watersign!!!!
Damn how'd you get so smart for a 19 year old?
/me pulls out his paintgun...
"I've got your back bro" 
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WaterSign
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LOL! 21, actually. I attribute it mostly to eating a protein rich diet of steak and Spam.
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Techzen
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Doh, sorry, my bad. But I'm sure you were just as smart at 19. 
Hmmmmmmmmm...steak and spam...the breakfast of champions!
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Troz
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steak+spam=genius? I'm gonna have to change my diet!!! 
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BamaBabydoll
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WATERSIGN!!!! Put that mind to good use...Get back in that lair!!!!!  All hail Queen Mackie!
Subliminal message: The Lair calls, come to Bama...
(passing popcorn  )
Basking in my ignorance, now I am blissfully unaware. It is the best way to lead a drama free life
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BOINCer
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So far not a single person has disagreed! Must have a lot of Rush Limbaugh & Sean Hannity fans here!
And BAMA said:
| Quote | | WATERSIGN!!!! Put that mind to good use...Get back in that lair!!!!! |
I bet its not his mind you are wanting to put to good use!!  And, besides I stopped by The_Lair three time yesterday and didn't see a single person on any of the trips.  Are you avoiding me? 
BTW: Well done Jonathan! BOINCer, but you may call me Bo
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BamaBabydoll
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| Quote (BOINCer @ Sep. 16 2003, 11:41 am) | I bet its not his mind you are wanting to put to good use!! And, besides I stopped by The_Lair three time yesterday and didn't see a single person on any of the trips. Are you avoiding me?
BTW: Well done Jonathan! |
'hmmm I happend by the lair last night and saw you standing outside.. I said "come on in boo" as I hit enter.
Me and MUX sat there (yes I had to run some extensive testing on him last night 'wink) and BOINcer never arrived....Tis you avoiding me 'wink All hail Queen Mackie!
Subliminal message: The Lair calls, come to Bama...
(passing popcorn )
Basking in my ignorance, now I am blissfully unaware. It is the best way to lead a drama free life
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Vikio
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| Quote (BOINCer @ Sep. 16 2003, 12:41 pm) | | So far not a single person has disagreed! Must have a lot of Rush Limbaugh & Sean Hannity fans here! |
I bet everyone is just too afraid of WaterSign's controversiality (is that a word?) And are too scared to argue because he might ruin their World-View. I personally don't like fighting and am glad that people know when to keep their mouths shut in order to avoid silly arguments.
On the other hand, maybe nobody is posting arguments here, because they used WaterSign's link? The one that says "Send Hate Mail Here"?  Never Knows Best...
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WaterSign
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They'll have a hard time doing that. I posted the wrong addie. They should send it here.
Also keep in mind that I just posted this damn thing only 13 hours ago. The commies need time to organise their arguments because they are so used to other people doing their thinking for them.
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I thought it was funny. And evokes some very vivid images of Avie humping. ;p -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
GO d--- s-:- a--- C++ u? P L+ e- W++ N+ o-- K- w++
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BOINCer
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| Quote (BamaBabydoll @ Sep. 16 2003, 11:56 am) | | Quote (BOINCer @ Sep. 16 2003, 11:41 am) | I bet its not his mind you are wanting to put to good use!! And, besides I stopped by The_Lair three time yesterday and didn't see a single person on any of the trips. Are you avoiding me?
BTW: Well done Jonathan! |
'hmmm I happend by the lair last night and saw you standing outside.. I said "come on in boo" as I hit enter.
Me and MUX sat there (yes I had to run some extensive testing on him last night 'wink) and BOINcer never arrived....Tis you avoiding me 'wink |
I went inside each time and it was empty of peeps. I did notice an additional screen was added the last time almost blocking the enterance to the area with one chair.
You may have noticed me behind the house. I was taking a leak and you caught me! I was just shaking off the excess when you saw me!  No, really I stopped back there while checking on another computer where I was installing WinXP. I use a KVM switch and had switched over to it for a short while. If you spoke to me I would not have seen it. But, I did hear a few message "dings" while on the the other box. Is there a way to review missed messages? BOINCer, but you may call me Bo
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BamaBabydoll
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Sep. 16 2003, 2:22 pm |
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| Quote (BOINCer @ Sep. 16 2003, 12:55 pm) | | Quote (BamaBabydoll @ Sep. 16 2003, 11:56 am) | | Quote (BOINCer @ Sep. 16 2003, 11:41 am) | I bet its not his mind you are wanting to put to good use!! And, besides I stopped by The_Lair three time yesterday and didn't see a single person on any of the trips. Are you avoiding me?
BTW: Well done Jonathan! |
'hmmm I happend by the lair last night and saw you standing outside.. I said "come on in boo" as I hit enter.
Me and MUX sat there (yes I had to run some extensive testing on him last night 'wink) and BOINcer never arrived....Tis you avoiding me 'wink |
I went inside each time and it was empty of peeps. I did notice an additional screen was added the last time almost blocking the enterance to the area with one chair.
You may have noticed me behind the house. I was taking a leak and you caught me! I was just shaking off the excess when you saw me! No, really I stopped back there while checking on another computer where I was installing WinXP. I use a KVM switch and had switched over to it for a short while. If you spoke to me I would not have seen it. But, I did hear a few message "dings" while on the the other box. Is there a way to review missed messages? |
No I saw you standing on the oustide, at the door, errr, on what would be the porch? All hail Queen Mackie!
Subliminal message: The Lair calls, come to Bama...
(passing popcorn )
Basking in my ignorance, now I am blissfully unaware. It is the best way to lead a drama free life
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BamaBabydoll
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Ok that was post 666 for me so I am gonna post a quickie :0 All hail Queen Mackie!
Subliminal message: The Lair calls, come to Bama...
(passing popcorn )
Basking in my ignorance, now I am blissfully unaware. It is the best way to lead a drama free life
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BOINCer
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| Quote (glissy @ Sep. 16 2003, 12:53 pm) | | I thought it was funny. And evokes some very vivid images of Avie humping. ;p |
Hehe...I've put in a suggestion for that...wonder if There will approved it! We must stay ahead of TSo in our feature set!  BOINCer, but you may call me Bo
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WaterSign
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| Quote (BamaBabydoll @ Sep. 16 2003, 1:15 pm) | | WATERSIGN!!!! Put that mind to good use...Get back in that lair!!!!! |
LOL! You haven't invited me back in! I figured you just forgot about me. (c;
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| Quote (glissy @ Sep. 16 2003, 2:53 pm) | | I thought it was funny. And evokes some very vivid images of Avie humping. ;p |
Thanks, Glissy. (c; It's not, in general, my intention to offend anyone. I just want to entertain people. If people get offended by common sense, humor, and sarcasm, then that's a personal problem on their end as I see it.
By the way, I used to have the Geek Code ingrained in my brain but I was 13 at the time. Do you know the current link?
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Oz11
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Smarter, younger, and probly better looking than me, 'sigh , WaterSign you got it all man, lol. Very nice writing, hope you do more of it "Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad
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WaterSign
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I'm probably not better looking. I'm fat, so you probably are much better off. No one will ever love you if you are overweight.
jonathan
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Jude
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Hello Watersign - I have never met you before in the world, I have read some of the previous posts that you have written, and do find some of your thoughts interesting even if they come off abrasive. Personally, I don't go into 'there' to "wack politics" or study socialism, not to say that you are of course. I use is as an escape from my normal drudgery.
I am still perplexed on whether this is a memento or a memoir. Meaning, that is it truly a memoir, a diary of your thoughts. Or is it really a memento, a trophy of how you view people in 'there' or even in the world? You say that you are an 'unpopular' avatar, but isn't this a way to show off one of your talents, one of your trophies? Just a few questions to get some opinions from you as well hon.
Although I do not agree with all that you write, it is an interesting read. I tend to agree with Vikio. I am a 'boardie' who doesn't provoke or argue. But, as I always say, to each his own.
Words are in black and white so I hope you do not intend to take this as 'hate mail' and also consider it an interesting read, even if you also do not agree with all of it  'When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which as been your delight..'
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BamaBabydoll
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Sep. 16 2003, 6:41 pm |
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| Quote (WaterSign @ Sep. 16 2003, 5:05 pm) | I'm probably not better looking. I'm fat, so you probably are much better off. No one will ever love you if you are overweight.
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*cough* Bullcrap *cough*
*blink* I am overweight, but in this country, according to our surgeon general, who isnt?
I dont want to be nor want to be with some skinny underweight-underfed-gonna-blow-away-with-a-good-gust-of-wind kinda person.
Skinny is over-rated anyways...I ws skinny once, and I was the sickest I had ever been... All hail Queen Mackie!
Subliminal message: The Lair calls, come to Bama...
(passing popcorn )
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Oz11
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Santa is fat and people love him Porky S-s-s-Pig too! And its not your weight that matters its your personality! And fat does not equal ugly. "Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad
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WaterSign
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LOL! But look... Jabba the Hutt was fat. They killed him. Harkkonnen was fat. They killed him. Bob (in Fight Club) was really fat.... they killed him too... he was so fat that they had to make a point of his death, it being the only one in the movie. John Candy died young, as did, Chris Farley and that other guy. In California fat people are banned from certain restruants and public areas and are openly spit on in other parts.
Fat people never get leading roles in movies.
Fat people never become famous rock stars.
Fat people never are seen at broadway premiers.
Hell, fat people can't even get into a soap commercial these days.
jonathan
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BamaBabydoll
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Watersign...repeat after me....
I am fat, but your ugly, and I can lose weight
Us smart butts have to stick together All hail Queen Mackie!
Subliminal message: The Lair calls, come to Bama...
(passing popcorn )
Basking in my ignorance, now I am blissfully unaware. It is the best way to lead a drama free life
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| Quote (WaterSign @ Sep. 16 2003, 6:26 pm) | LOL! But look... Jabba the Hutt was fat. They killed him. Harkkonnen was fat. They killed him. Bob (in Fight Club) was really fat.... they killed him too... he was so fat that they had to make a point of his death, it being the only one in the movie. John Candy died young, as did, Chris Farley and that other guy. In California fat people are banned from certain restruants and public areas and are openly spit on in other parts.
Fat people never get leading roles in movies.
Fat people never become famous rock stars.
Fat people never are seen at broadway premiers.
Hell, fat people can't even get into a soap commercial these days.
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But in the opera.......It aint over til the fat lady sings...
All hail Queen Mackie!
Subliminal message: The Lair calls, come to Bama...
(passing popcorn )
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Oz11
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Lol, bama, i love that scrolling text there. Jabba the Hutt was evil ( I love his tastes in clothing though ), Dunno who Harkkonnen is, Bob died because he got shot, and his death helped in the movie, Dunno why John Candy died, Chris Farley and that other guy( I can't remember his name either now ) both died because of drug overdoses ( suspectedly ). Drew Carey is fat and he's still alive! Rosie O'Donnal( sp ), Euretha Franklin ( I think shes still alive ), Ben Franklin was fat and look how good he did! Personaly I'd rather date an overly fat girl than an overly skinny one. And if two people get traped under something and have to live without food, who do you think would live longer, a skinny person or a fat one? A fat one! Because your body will feed off of your body fat! Meatloaf was famous and he was fat, Nathan Lane isn't skinny and he was in one of the most popular broadway shows these past years! *End Rant* "Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad
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WaterSign
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LOL! Yeah, well, anyway, I see the facts. I'm 21 and have been single for all those 21 years. I've never even been kissed unless you count that drunk chick at the gas station who leaped over the counter while I was handing her change...
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Sep. 16 2003, 8:42 pm |
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| Quote (WaterSign @ Sep. 16 2003, 6:44 pm) | LOL! Yeah, well, anyway, I see the facts. I'm 21 and have been single for all those 21 years. I've never even been kissed unless you count that drunk chick at the gas station who leaped over the counter while I was handing her change...
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HAHAHAH! That was you!!! rofl!!!! I knew we met! wait, you werent talking about me...nm....
Oh come on, I didnt have my first date til i was 19! All hail Queen Mackie!
Subliminal message: The Lair calls, come to Bama...
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